If the 12 Zodiac Signs Were TV Characters in 2027 🎬

“Arya Stark, in training in Braavos”

Big season: April
Episode you can't miss: April 3

Dear Aries, your 2027 looks like the season when Arya Stark (Game of Thrones) goes off to train in Braavos: a thirst for discovery, and a demanding teacher. Yours is called Saturn, and it asks you for discipline and precise plans (yes, I know, you'd rather draw first). February scatters a few banana peels, but on April 3, Jupiter and Saturn join forces: your ventures take off. And in August, Cupid pulls out all the stops. Make your plan before you charge in, and keep a list, like Arya: a list of projects, it's more fun.

“Joey Tribbiani, between two auditions”

Big season: July and August
Episode you can't miss: around May 26

Dear Taurus, in 2027, you're Joey Tribbiani (Friends) between two auditions: it's an uphill paddle, some projects drag on (Saturn, Neptune and Pluto weigh on you), but your friends are pure gold, and your motto for the year is HAVE FUN. Around May 26, the Sun and Uranus point to a possible nice money surprise, like an unexpected paycheck. Then July and August earn five stars, and on August 12, you turn heads like a soap opera star. Polish the finishing touches, and follow Joey's golden rule: you don't share your plate.

“Eleven, the day her powers come back”

Big season: April
Episode you can't miss: June 15

Dear Gemini, your 2027 looks like the season when Eleven (Stranger Things) learns to master her powers again. In the first quarter, Mars retrograde tests your nerves, and February piles up unspoken words and surprises. Luckily, April earns five stars: success across the board. And on June 15, Uranus, in your sign, and Pluto help you reinvent yourself. Your only enemy? Impatience. Combine momentum and control, and keep some waffles in the freezer: they help you focus.

“Meredith Grey, leaving her ghosts in the locker room”

Big season: August
Episode you can't miss: from August 24

Dear Cancer, in 2027, you're Meredith Grey (Grey's Anatomy): a deep transformation, ghosts from the past you turn your back on, and a heart in party mode. Pluto, Neptune and Saturn sometimes make you paddle hard, and June, your only two-star month, brings one misunderstanding after another. Luckily, August pulls out all the stops: from the 24th, the planets in Virgo promise a life-changing encounter, a marriage proposal or a burst of passion. Move at your own pace, and keep some sticky notes handy: fans will get it.

“Harvey Specter, the lawyer who never loses”

Big season: April and May
Episode you can't miss: May 7

Dear Leo, put your modesty away: 2027 turns you into Harvey Specter (Suits), the lawyer who wins everything, suit included. On April 3, Jupiter and Saturn join forces and your projects succeed; in June, people follow you with their eyes closed. One small catch: until mid-April, Jupiter retrograde in your sign slows your expansion, and February is tense. In love, between May 3 and 9, a love letter, maybe even a marriage proposal; on the 7th, passion AND commitment. Shine true rather than loud, and let others have the last word now and then.

“Beth Harmon, a slow opening and a brilliant endgame”

Big season: July and August
Episode you can't miss: August 26

Dear Virgo, 2027 plays out like one of Beth Harmon's games (The Queen's Gambit): a slow opening, then a dazzling finish. From January 11 to April 2, Mars moves backward and forces you into the zen tortoise strategy, and February shakes the chessboard. Luckily, from April, everything becomes crystal clear, and in late July, Jupiter enters your sign. On August 26, the Sun, Venus and Jupiter meet there: nobody can say NO to you. Stay flexible and let an unexpected move surprise you: the best games are full of them.

“Blair Waldorf, queen of the Upper East Side”

Big season: April and May
Episode you can't miss: June 12 to 15

Dear Libra, your horoscope says it itself: 2027 is a show you binge in one sitting. And you're its Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl): love at first sight in the opening (between January 9 and 11, Venus and Uranus set up a surprise meeting), plot twists, then a finale that leaves you wanting a season 2. April, May and August earn five stars, and on May 7, an official commitment could be on the horizon. Between June 12 and 15, a comeback is still possible. Spell out your needs before you react, and keep a spare headband.

“Assane Diop, always one step ahead”

Big season: April and July
Episode you can't miss: October 29

Dear Scorpio, 2027 is an obstacle course, and you take it on like Assane Diop in Lupin: one plan, three disguises and never giving up. From January 11 to April 2, Mars backtracks and slows your projects down; in October, Mercury retrograde stirs up your suspicions (no, the new guy at the next desk isn't necessarily a rival). Luckily, Jupiter plays coach: April, July and November earn five stars. And on October 29, the New Moon in Scorpio helps you turn the page on the past. Pace yourself: even a gentleman thief takes naps.

“Emily Cooper, bags packed and heart wide open”

Big season: August
Episode you can't miss: August 12

Dear Sagittarius, in 2027, you're Emily Cooper (Emily in Paris): a new adventure, golden allies and love that takes you by surprise. In early January, Venus moves into your sign: a crush could last much longer than planned. Mercury backtracks in February, June and October (mix-ups guaranteed, even without a language barrier). Luckily, on August 12, the Sun joins Venus: on vacation, someone from far away could turn EVERYTHING upside down. And in late July, Jupiter settles into your career sector. Be bold, and buy yourself a beret: just for the style.

“Michael Scofield, with the plan tattooed on his skin”

Big season: May and August
Episode you can't miss: May 15

Dear Capricorn, 2027 turns you into Michael Scofield (Prison Break): a meticulous plan… and rules that change mid-game (thanks, Saturn, which slows your expansion all year long). From January 11 to April 2, Mars backtracks, and Mercury goes into reverse three times. Luckily, when life gets complicated, you simplify it. From May 15, your best smile attracts a RELIABLE person, and in late July, Jupiter opens the way to real breakthroughs. Keep a cool head and get a plan B ready: no need for tattoos, a notebook will do.

“Penelope Featherington, sharp pen and racing heart”

Big season: April and August
Episode you can't miss: December 24

Dear Aquarius, 2027 gives you Penelope Featherington's season (Bridgerton): a sparkling mind, a well-kept secret and a heart that finally finds the echo it deserves. February feels gray, between Mercury retrograde and surprises. Luckily, between June 12 and 15, Pluto, Uranus and Venus write a plot twist you did NOT see coming, and summer spoils you. On December 24, Venus joins Pluto in your sign: your heart gets a full reboot. Lighten your load of old habits, and keep a journal: your chronicles are worth their weight in gold.

“Ted Mosby, just before the yellow umbrella”

Big season: April
Episode you can't miss: before December 19

Dear Pisces, 2027 starts like a season of Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother): a hopeless romantic waiting for THE one, and a first quarter when the sky hasn't planned any serious casting (January and February only get two stars). Luckily, in April, love takes back control, between July 13 and 22, an encounter goes to your head, and until December 19, someone could FINALLY be the one. Stay flexible, the storm passes. And keep a yellow umbrella by the door, just in case.