The Official Ranking of the Signs That Will Struggle in 2027 😅

“Yes, and the paddle is all yours”

Rough patch: February to June
Things pick up: around August 26

Dear Taurus, I won't lie to you: your 2027 horoscope hands you a paddle. Yours is the only three-star verdict of the zodiac, and from February to June, no month gets more than three stars. Saturn, Neptune and Pluto weigh on your shoulders, some projects drag on and Mercury backtracks three times (misunderstandings guaranteed). For a couch lover like you, that's a workout. Fortunately, July and August earn five stars, and around August 26, a roadblock finally finds its way out. Let go of one option, admit one mistake, and keep a bag of candy in the canoe.

“Yes, but only in winter”

Rough patch: January and February
Things pick up: March 27

Dear Pisces, 2027 sets sail on choppy waters: January and February only get two stars, a double whammy no other sign shares with you. From January, Mars backtracks and brings delays and roadblocks; in February, Mercury goes retrograde in your sign, and suddenly you're tempted to slam the door. Dreaming of hiding under the covers? Good instinct. Fortunately, from March 27, affection flows freely again, stress-free, and April earns five stars. Don't make any spur-of-the-moment decisions this winter (and keep a pool float within reach, it helps you stay afloat).

“Yes, a real obstacle course”

Rough patch: January to March
Things pick up: from April 25

Dear Scorpio, your horoscope says it right in the title: 2027 is an obstacle course. From mid-January to early April, Mars backtracks and slows your projects down (that sprinter stuck in a revolving door? That's you). February shakes things up, October stirs up suspicion and jealousy and puts your finances under watch, and Neptune turns you into an emotional sponge. You love a challenge, I know… Fortunately, April earns five stars, and from April 25, negotiations turn in your favor. Pace yourself, and leave your partner's phone alone.

“Yes, especially in February”

Rough patch: February
Things pick up: April 20

Dear Aries, your 2027 horoscope promises challenges to take on, and you've already laced up your gloves. Saturn hands you responsibilities, and sometimes a mountain of work. Mercury backtracks in February, June and October: tension and misunderstandings on the menu. And February, your dullest month, scatters banana peels: you're whistling like a forgotten kettle on the stove. Fortunately, April earns five stars, and on April 20, Venus enters your sign: EVERYTHING catches fire. Plan before you charge (yes, even with a spreadsheet), and treat yourself to a punching bag.

“Yes, but you'll simplify it all”

Rough patch: January to March
Things pick up: August 26

Dear Capricorn, your horoscope puts it bluntly: when life gets complicated, you simplify it. You'll have to, because Saturn slows your expansion all year long. From mid-January to early April, Mars backtracks and brings roadblocks and delays, Mercury goes retrograde three times, and friendly squabbles pop up in June and October. Trying TOO hard to get it perfect? (No, your socks don't need ironing.) Fortunately, May and August earn five stars, and on August 26, nobody can say NO to you. Give yourself breaks: naps are approved by the stars.