25 Cliché, Been There, Done That Halloween Costumes to AvoidGranted, if you’re a child, they’re cute. But once you’ve reached 30 years old, a pumpkin just doesn’t cut it and you really have to step up your Halloween game. Here are the top 25 cliché Halloween costumes that you need to avoid.
Halloween is one of our favorite times of the year, which means you need to rock it big time.
Costumes seen every year
Granted, if you’re a child, they’re cute. But once you’ve reached 30 years old, a pumpkin just doesn’t cut it.
Why does every profession have to be “sexy”?
Only for infants. It’s all that fits them.
It’s just an excuse to wear tight leather.
That tall guy who can’t find anything else to wear. Unoriginal.
Ooooh, so spooky.
It might be as cheesy as it gets.
Dracula is not original, everyone.
Please show us how you can mime a box one more time.
Don’t be the middle-aged man bursting at the seams of his spandex.
Shows everyone how cheap you are.
Unless you really are a nerd…
Don’t waste your time putting on the makeup for everyone to look at you and roll their eyes.
Seriously, how many more mummies can we take?
It just looks plain ridiculous.
Maybe your monster is scarier than others, but still, the intrigue is low.
Sexy police officer
This goes back to the sexy nurse. Stay away from patronizing professions by making them “sexy”.
Unless you work at Disneyland, there is no excuse for you to dress up like a princess.
Aaarrrgggg, get out of my face!
No one wants Death hanging out at the party.
Yeah, you look cute, but tasteful? Don’t think so.
Really any spooky-related animals or creatures. Boring.
Same goes for spiders.
The Wizard of Oz called and wants Dorothy to head back down the Yellowbrick Road.
Prom night is done and gone. Please think of something more clever.