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25 Cliché, Been There, Done That Halloween Costumes to Avoid

Granted, if you’re a child, they’re cute. But once you’ve reached 30 years old, a pumpkin just doesn’t cut it and you really have to step up your Halloween game. Here are the top 25 cliché Halloween costumes that you need to avoid.

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Costumes seen every year

Granted, if you’re a child, they’re cute. But once you’ve reached 30 years old, a pumpkin just doesn’t cut it. 

Sexy nurses

Why does every profession have to be “sexy”?

Pumpkin

Only for infants. It’s all that fits them.

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Black cat

It’s just an excuse to wear tight leather.

Skeleton

That tall guy who can’t find anything else to wear. Unoriginal

Witch

Ooooh, so spooky.

Devil

It might be as cheesy as it gets.

Vampire

Dracula is not original, everyone.

Mime

Please show us how you can mime a box one more time.

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Superheroes

Don’t be the middle-aged man bursting at the seams of his spandex.

Ghost

Shows everyone how cheap you are.

Nerd

Unless you really are a nerd…

Frankenstein

Don’t waste your time putting on the makeup for everyone to look at you and roll their eyes.

Mummy

Seriously, how many more mummies can we take?

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An emoji

It just looks plain ridiculous.

Monster

Maybe your monster is scarier than others, but still, the intrigue is low.

Sexy police officer

This goes back to the sexy nurse. Stay away from patronizing professions by making them “sexy”.

Princesses

Unless you work at Disneyland, there is no excuse for you to dress up like a princess.

Pirates

Aaarrrgggg, get out of my face!

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Grim reapers

No one wants Death hanging out at the party.

Candy-related costumes

Yeah, you look cute, but tasteful? Don’t think so.

Scarecrow

Pass!

Bat

Really any spooky-related animals or creatures. Boring.

Spider

Same goes for spiders.

Dorothy

The Wizard of Oz called and wants Dorothy to head back down the Yellowbrick Road.

Masquerade masks

Prom night is done and gone. Please think of something more clever.

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